An area man panics after accidentally 'liking' 381 of his ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos, Bob Dylan lays off 2,000 workers from a songwriting factory, and a group of cardinals host a going away party at the pope's favorite Vatican City bar. It's the week of February 22, 2013. 

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